| Saturday, March 22nd, 2008 |
| 3:37 am |
$108
So the other night I was out with Liz and Andra to play darts at Sages in S Buffalo. There was this brood of girls and they were so drunk they appeared to have a problem standing upright. So anyway they were grinding up on each other (not in that hot lesbian porn kind of way, but that really sad to drunk to take advantage of way) and whoever happened to walk close enough to the group. Being at work while everone is sleeping is weird. At least they have to pay me well. So I went to spot with Charlie today I felt like i was in high school I have not been there in a long time. He let me play with his iphone. And it is one of the coolest things I have ever played with. I personally wouldn't want one far to complicated and fragile for me but i was so excited when I got to text from it. Current Mood:  nostalgicCurrent Music: The Academy Is |
| Sunday, July 22nd, 2007 |
| 4:35 am |
Recognize
So it has happened finally someone has decided to make me management. I'm in charge of people. It just hit me now I have responsibility. Crap..... I think I have a cold I hope it clears up by the weekend. I'm chugging Dimeatap and loratadine like it's my job. sniffle. It's that kind of sick that your ears are plugged and your all drippy just not cute. My days off are changing to Fri and Sat how nice. And yeah..... I'm officially the Assistant Manager now bitches. Current Mood:  awake |
| Saturday, May 5th, 2007 |
| 9:54 pm |
God has allowed us to be free advocates of our choices!!!
Come and join me on my long day I only have 9 hours to go. The boredom is setting in. Oh and the title one of my people of course. Worr salad guy had a good one but I can't remember it. Everything is quiet her. Not much to do but screw around. Current Mood:  bored |
| Friday, April 20th, 2007 |
| 9:20 pm |
Open For Business
So I went to yet another doctors appt. I was just there yesturday. And I got there at 8:20am yes you read correctly I was awake. My appt was for 8:30am. I tried to walk into the waiting room and this guy stops me and snottily says "we are having a staff meeting" Ok my bad I saw the sign but didn't think they would be doing it in the waiting room. So this woman who was supposed to have her appt at 8:15am is pissed and just bitching on and on about this meeting. We go in to sign up and she keeps bitching. I looked at her and commented "Not a morning person are ya?" I think her head spun around and she starts with "well why the hell would you schedule people and then have a staff meeting" She looked like one of those soccer moms who loves to complain about stupid stuff. I just ignored her and her ranting it really wasn't going to make anyone move any faster. So I get pulled into the room and I get to go through the fun questions you know the ones "have any of your partners been intraveinous drug users?" Of course I say no unless someone needs to tell me something. If I was feeling more assinine I would have said well yeah and we shared the needle to it was a sign of our love. I decided to get tested for everything they could just for the hell of it it's nice to have insurance. I got that HPV vaccine it stings and my arm sore when I bend it. I also got the Depo Provera shot. It's so easy I show up they give me a shot I leave. I am now open for business just kidding. But the shot was an interesting story in itself. I'll tell you that one in person. So yeah. I only have one service to do and I'll do it tomorrow I do have a lot of paper work (cry) but I'll manage. Current Mood:  busy |
| Wednesday, April 18th, 2007 |
| 7:13 pm |
My Job Rocks
Today my Fearless Leader gave me cake. FOr no reason at all and it was good. I have a ton of stuff to write up now that I should be doing but look at me I'm not. Oh I will just give me time. Jackie's coming home tonight. I can't believe what a cock tease she is. I mean who does she think she is just coming home teasing us with her presence only to return to that urine reaking city. I say we rise up tie her down and make her stay. Jon can move everything. I am having this weird problem. I'm sitting in the office and I'm not really cold but i'm not warm eigther. I have a chill like in movies when they feel the presence of something. I think this house is haunted. Went and saw the Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie for Theatures on Sunday with Van. I think the opening was worth the price of the ticket. And I love the Mooninites. They tickle my funny bone. Current Mood: accomplished |
| Tuesday, April 10th, 2007 |
| 8:12 pm |
Happy Easter
So Charlie was in town over the Easter weekend. And of course this leads to drinking a lot. We went gay bar hopping. We started out at Fugazi's and Prom Date Mike was working (I just call him Mike now) He made me this drink called a swedish fish and OMG it was like HI-C I loved it and after about 3 Joe and I were well fucked. So we go to Cathode Ray. End up at the Underground and go to Marcella's which had a lot of straight people there and a stobe light set of epileptic seizure so we left. Back to Undies everything was funny I enjoy Joe more when we are both fucked up. Andra's bitch ass was supposed to meet us so I would call her as we were changing bars. She said I left about 7 messages and with each one sounded drunker until she just could not understand me anymore. I believe her. So I went to work the next day I was surprised I wasn't hung over. Shopped for the house. Got home Charlie picked me up and round two started. Good times Good times. Went to see Meet the Robbinson's with Charlie and Joe on Sunday it was so funny I highly recomend it. Going to Kenkenkun00's tonight. It is on. It is so on..... Current Mood:  optimistic |
| Friday, April 6th, 2007 |
| 9:22 pm |
OH Canada!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I have to share this one. One of my clients and I don't know how it came up stated that Canada is "Full of schizophrenic and faggs" I told her "Don't say Faggs" She said "Oh alright. But Canada if is full of homosexuals and they scare me." Me "You don't have to be afraid of homosexuals." She looks at me shocked "I don't?" Me "No." "I went there once. Does that make me a homosexual?" Me "It doesn't work that way." Her responce "Are you sure?" Me "Yeah." Just had to share that with you. I've had an odd day. Current Mood: amused |
| Friday, March 30th, 2007 |
| 6:29 pm |
Sometimes I should think before I speak...
So I was at Starbucks with Andra last night. I was telling her about my odd day. And I told her how Fearless Leader and one of my other co-workers were riding me to try a different route to work so I wasn't always just a little bit late. So I tell Andra the new way is faster and I avoid the mall now completely. She askes me how I get there. So I tell her. In a voice louder than I would have liked. "I get off on Dick now." I proclaim. And as the sentence leaves my mouth I realize what I have just said. Her eyes become the size of plates and she laughes at me. It was just one of those things that if I would have run it by the sensor in my brain I might not have said it like that. But alas as you all know I don't think before I talk. I am so bored and avoiding paper work. It's just me today and I'll be working by myself tomorrow. Which lets me screw around alot. Huh only 4 1/2 hours to go. Time draggs ass when you have nothing to do. I did get ahold of one of the therapists today. She agrees with me that the crazy one should have been admitted and she is crazy. That made me feel warm and fuzzy. Think I'll stop by George's tonight for a little while and practice wearing my sexy shoes. I never thought shoes could be so hot but these are. If I don't break my neck. So thats all for now...................... Current Mood: relaxedCurrent Music: weird house noises |
| Wednesday, March 28th, 2007 |
| 8:33 pm |
The Most Exciting Day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So as always I'm at work while I'm typing this (do you think I would waste my own time doing this?). I had a lady lose her mind. 911 was called they took her for an evaluation. I can only describe her as one crazy bitch. I just got off the phone with the hospital they say she is fine and they ar sending her back. I asked if they talked to her. They again stated that she was fine. Wow the universe is not fair sometimes. So now I await her return to see what happens. At leats I'm coming in early tomorrow so I get to leave early yeah leaving work while there is still sunlight outside. So yeah...... Hey did you know the only way to have a baby is to pray and talk to your Dr? Just a small example I can't wrap my head around it yet. My brain hurts but it is the most action I've seen while I've worked here. I was ready to do a standing hold on her ass... Current Mood:  confusedCurrent Music: The TV in the other room |
| Friday, March 16th, 2007 |
| 1:00 am |
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| Tuesday, February 13th, 2007 |
| 8:54 am |
And Behold My Mom
So yesturday my mother turned 40 years old. I'm 24 you do the math. So the amuzing story as my mother told it to me was she and my father went to BJ's or Sam's club one of those places and they bought a 50lb bag of kitty litter. My mother picked it up in the store and put it in the cart she remarked at how awkward it was to pick-up but she beasted it and did it. They get into the parking lot and my father being the gentleman that he is told her to get in the car and he would take care of it. Well my mother happens to look in the mirror and sees my poor father standing in an awkward position and gets out of the car. Apparently he pulled something in his back trying to lift the 50lb bag. My mother tells him to get into the car and proceeds to put everything in the car herself. And now that my father is injured she can't stop laughing at him. She drags him to Tops and apparently he was walking around like an old man she was laughing so hard she was crying. Because nothing is funnier to my mom than my dad getting hurt I guess thats love... Something for you Flarecarrot my dad stated that you will always have a special place in his forehead... He just can't let it go. I think that secretly he misses you your gonna have to visit him when you come home. Come home. And now I'm at work as always looking up stuff on diabetes so I can do a service on it oh the fun of it all. Well off to look like I actually do something for when fearless leader gets in soon. Current Mood: awakeCurrent Music: cars driving by on the street |
| Friday, February 9th, 2007 |
| 7:34 pm |
Dudes really
Pre-pair …the week ahead can clear your head. Time approached, The day to set everything right, Hard to fathom so, All the choices in such short sight. Have to realize, The absolute correct answer, To look into your eyes, The reflection back into mine, Like a mirror, The pupils shining bright, Knowing and not just envisioning you still care. A risk to take, yet again. Perhaps ending up in the place I’ve already once before hath been, Dances of circumstances, Precision of decision, A dart to the heart, Pierce or nearest… Of potential love. Ok so I post this and Have to tell you all that my brother yes my brother the other one wrote this. Sometimes I think He may be autistic with all of the weird stuff that comes out of his mouth most of you know what i'm talking about like how he gets so focused on one topic at a time. Any way I think he writes some very beautiful poetry and wanted to shar it with all of you. Current Mood: crappyCurrent Music: the wind |
| 7:23 pm |
Your Opinion Matters
Ok I'm at work and bored. Nothing new there. So I like my hair short I think you could all agree that it looks very cute this way But I was thinking about growing it long to donate it. Can I get some opinions? Yes I really have nothing better to do right now. |
| Tuesday, February 6th, 2007 |
| 9:34 am |
A New Day
I think I have magic powers. No really. As we all know the weather has been pretty shitty. Well I seem to notice that the universe lets me get to work and then within the next hour proceeds to rain snow down upon the area I'm in. I still have to unbury my car right now it is completly white as in if I didn't know I parked it there I wouldn't think it was mine. Weird how winter plays tricks on you. It's so pretty. I should go out and shovel off the back porch. It gives me something to do beside paper work. Ah the paper work I save so when my boss comes in it looks like I actually do something. So Flare Carrot you want me to complain about something? Here you go. I'm bored. Oh and my mom keeps making me help her with her ipod after my dad messes it up. I told her if she lets him touch it again I'm not fixing it. It's fun to yell at your parents. So yeah, Goin to play KenKenKun's game tonight. Promise I'll behave tonight. Sorry about last time but Gikas is so cute. Huh I should look like I'm doing something. Fearless Leader will be here shortly. Later Bitches. Current Mood: contentCurrent Music: the wind blowing |
| Saturday, February 3rd, 2007 |
| 9:31 pm |
Something for the Ladies
So I still have nothing vital to say. I bought a juicer and am having fun playing with it. It was a bonding moment with the Little One. The Other One is still weird and growing weirder by the day. My mother called him a fuck faggot I found that very funny. Has anyone looked outside today? I was busy at work and things were fine when I drove in and then suddenly I looked out the window and damn white out. I hope my relief comes in or I am so sleeping in the office we have comfy chairs. Now I am playing with the almighty Univera Ball it knows all and tells. I can't help but stare out the window, I'm in a snow globe. Current Mood:  enthralled |
| 9:29 pm |
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| Saturday, January 20th, 2007 |
| 10:32 pm |
Just found this on Beast's Journal Page
 Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In February I caught a purse-snatcher who stole ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) darke_lotus's purse (30 points). In November I bought porn for tree212 (-10 points). In August I put gum in coffeebeans2k's hair (-12 points). Last Saturday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, arvernian (-5000 points). In June I set flarecarrot's puppy on fire (-66 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-5058 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
Megalabisia |
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| 10:25 pm |
Seriously
So I was doing a service today because thats what I do at work (no whore jokes please) and the resident tells me I am odd and I don't fit the normal mold. What does that say about a person when the Schizophrenics say you are odd? Current Mood: contemplativeCurrent Music: cars driving by on the street |
| Thursday, January 18th, 2007 |
| 10:04 pm |
Pondering Life
SO as time goes on I realize I have nothing of value to say and that saddens me. Last week we were at Georges and KenKenKun00's friend Genavive (I can't spell it) commented that I was much more talkative the last time I met her. I thought about this and came to the sad realization that I have nothing to complain about. So if there is nothing to complain about I have nothing to say... Sigh eveyone pity me and my fabulous life. Though things have been to quiet for me and it is dawning upon the time that it can once again be my turn... I wnder what the universe has in store for me this year... Current Mood: mellowCurrent Music: the voices in my head |
| Wednesday, December 27th, 2006 |
| 4:36 am |
A Journey of the mind
So I think most everyone but maybe Flare Carrot knows about Andra getting hit by a car on X-mas eve. Well done there. So What I really want to know is if you get points for speeding and you get points for running a red light of stop sign. Hpw many points do you get for hitting someone? I want to know how many points Andra was worth. I was on the DMV website and I have figured from what they have listed it looks like driving in the wrong direction 3 points and Reckless driving 5 points so I think Andra was worth 8 points. Any thoughts? Help me out. |
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